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  • nicole123
    DK Veteran
    • May 2010
    • 326

    #1

    my sister

    how unlucky was my sister,hasnt had sex with men for years incase of disease and shes just caught E.coli of a cucumber!!!
  • cgscott
    V.I.P. Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 3513

    #2
    Should be in the true story section
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    Patience is a virtue.

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    • chumgumboots
      Newbie
      • May 2011
      • 10

      #3
      end of salads for dinner

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      • hcip
        DK Veteran
        • Dec 2009
        • 1961

        #4
        Originally posted by nicole123
        how unlucky was my sister,hasnt had sex with men for years incase of disease and shes just caught E.coli of a cucumber!!!
        owwwww! why didn't wear condom for cucumber?
        by the way, I always use an eggplant, maybe it is not contaminate by E-Coli virus


        Stupidity is not a disease, because there are no existing hospitals for Idiots!

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        • Canker_Canison
          V.I.P. Member
          • May 2010
          • 3904

          #5
          Egg plant

          Bit bigger than your average cucumber, firmer & an interesting shape




          But where do you put the batteries???
          Canker

          "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
          - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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          • MrFug
            DK Veteran
            • May 2008
            • 880

            #6
            You glue some mexican jumping beans to it.

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