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  • gazz10
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 1015

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    Few Jokes

    I phoned OK magazine but, when they answered, they said, "Hello."
    So I hung up. I must have got the wrong number.

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    She kicked and screamed as I tried to force her legs apart, her face red with exertion and tears. I wasn't going to give up that easily. She was mine and I would have my way.

    Again I tried to pin her down, this time with success and placed my hand firmly between her legs. She'd almost stopped struggling, I was too strong and I finished what I started...a look of grim satisfaction spread across my face...

    ...I'd changed my daughter's nappy.

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    Wayne Rooney was once labelled the "White Pele."
    Keeping that tradition alive I dub Fernando Torres the "White Heskey."

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    My wife said, "Guess who I ran into today?"
    I said, "Knowing your driving, my money's on a bus stop full of people."
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    I couldn't find that fcuking thingy that peels the spuds & the carrots for tea.
    So I asked the kids if they'd seen it... ?
    They said she left yesterday.!!!.
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