I phoned OK magazine but, when they answered, they said, "Hello."
So I hung up. I must have got the wrong number.
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She kicked and screamed as I tried to force her legs apart, her face red with exertion and tears. I wasn't going to give up that easily. She was mine and I would have my way.
Again I tried to pin her down, this time with success and placed my hand firmly between her legs. She'd almost stopped struggling, I was too strong and I finished what I started...a look of grim satisfaction spread across my face...
...I'd changed my daughter's nappy.
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Wayne Rooney was once labelled the "White Pele."
Keeping that tradition alive I dub Fernando Torres the "White Heskey."
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My wife said, "Guess who I ran into today?"
I said, "Knowing your driving, my money's on a bus stop full of people."
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I couldn't find that fcuking thingy that peels the spuds & the carrots for tea.
So I asked the kids if they'd seen it... ?
They said she left yesterday.!!!.
So I hung up. I must have got the wrong number.
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She kicked and screamed as I tried to force her legs apart, her face red with exertion and tears. I wasn't going to give up that easily. She was mine and I would have my way.
Again I tried to pin her down, this time with success and placed my hand firmly between her legs. She'd almost stopped struggling, I was too strong and I finished what I started...a look of grim satisfaction spread across my face...
...I'd changed my daughter's nappy.
__________________________________________________ _______
Wayne Rooney was once labelled the "White Pele."
Keeping that tradition alive I dub Fernando Torres the "White Heskey."
__________________________________________________ _______
My wife said, "Guess who I ran into today?"
I said, "Knowing your driving, my money's on a bus stop full of people."
__________________________________________________ _______
I couldn't find that fcuking thingy that peels the spuds & the carrots for tea.
So I asked the kids if they'd seen it... ?
They said she left yesterday.!!!.