Paddy says to Mick, "Jeez, I'm ready for me holiday ... but this year I'm
> going to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain - and
> Mary
> got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy - and Mary got pregnant.
> Last
> year I went to Majorca - and again Mary got pregnant."
>
> Mick asks, "So what are you going to do this year?"
>
> Paddy replies, "Oi think Oi'll take her wid me!"
> ______________
Paddy and Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.
>
> Mick says, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
>
> Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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> going to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain - and
> Mary
> got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy - and Mary got pregnant.
> Last
> year I went to Majorca - and again Mary got pregnant."
>
> Mick asks, "So what are you going to do this year?"
>
> Paddy replies, "Oi think Oi'll take her wid me!"
> ______________
Paddy and Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.
>
> Mick says, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
>
> Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
> __________________________________________________ _______________
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