A leper who's at advanced stage of decay goes into a bar
Sits down at the bar and says to the bartender look before i order i'd like you to know that i'm aware of how my appearance affects some people and i'll fully understand it if you refuse to serve me.
The bartender says sir i'm a professional and you are my customer it is my pleasure to serve you what would you like.
A shot of whiskey if it's not to much trouble coming right up sir the bartender pours the leper his drink.
The bartender goes to the area behind the bar to wash some glasses but the leper can hear him puking his guts out.
When the bartender returns a moment later wiping the corner of his mouth whit a rag,,the leper says look i told you i would understand you didn't have to got through that for my sake.
To which the bartender replied i know that sir and i would like to assure you that i would have no trouble but for the last 5 minutes or so the drunk next to you has been dipping his crackers in your arm
Sits down at the bar and says to the bartender look before i order i'd like you to know that i'm aware of how my appearance affects some people and i'll fully understand it if you refuse to serve me.
The bartender says sir i'm a professional and you are my customer it is my pleasure to serve you what would you like.
A shot of whiskey if it's not to much trouble coming right up sir the bartender pours the leper his drink.
The bartender goes to the area behind the bar to wash some glasses but the leper can hear him puking his guts out.
When the bartender returns a moment later wiping the corner of his mouth whit a rag,,the leper says look i told you i would understand you didn't have to got through that for my sake.
To which the bartender replied i know that sir and i would like to assure you that i would have no trouble but for the last 5 minutes or so the drunk next to you has been dipping his crackers in your arm