two blondes

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  • waken
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2011
    • 341

    #1

    two blondes

    Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it.

    'That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?'

    'Yeah, what's it called?'

    'Viens a moi'

    'VIENS A MOI, what does that mean?'

    At this stage the assistant offers some help. 'Viens a moi ladies, is French for 'come to me'.'

    Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying: 'That doesn't smell like cum to me, does that smell like cum to you?'
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