The Open
A Japanese couple come over for the Open, at the Royal, by invitation, from a top UK player and his wife, the husband has a bye, and spend the night before the start having a lovely dinner together in their hotel.
As the night progresses, the British player only has eyes for his Japanese friends wife, and then eventually, the favour is returned, and they sneak off, to a side room, in the dark, and make love, like only young lovers know.
The British man is giving his all, and the Japanese lady is shouting "Kayo oti!", "Kayo oti!!!", so the Brit is giving more of himself to her, and she screams ever more loudly.
Eventually, they finish their business, and return to their rooms, and have a nights sleep..
Next day, at the 3rd, the Japanese gentleman, hits a hole in one, and the Brit, congratulating him, remembers his previous night of passion, shouts out "Kayo oti! Kayo oti!!!!", the Japanese gent turns to him, and states - 'What the HELL do you mean WRONG HOLE??'
As the night progresses, the British player only has eyes for his Japanese friends wife, and then eventually, the favour is returned, and they sneak off, to a side room, in the dark, and make love, like only young lovers know.
The British man is giving his all, and the Japanese lady is shouting "Kayo oti!", "Kayo oti!!!", so the Brit is giving more of himself to her, and she screams ever more loudly.
Eventually, they finish their business, and return to their rooms, and have a nights sleep..
Next day, at the 3rd, the Japanese gentleman, hits a hole in one, and the Brit, congratulating him, remembers his previous night of passion, shouts out "Kayo oti! Kayo oti!!!!", the Japanese gent turns to him, and states - 'What the HELL do you mean WRONG HOLE??'