Baptizing an Irishman

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  • billy2
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2008
    • 1381

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    Baptizing an Irishman

    Baptizing an Irishman

    An Irishman, is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river.
    He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
    The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,

    'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

    The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'

    So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
    He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

    The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'

    The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
    He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus me brother?'

    The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't found Jesus.'
    By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again ---
    but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

    The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'

    (Are you ready for this????)












    The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are you sure dis is where he fell in?'



    Preacher fainted........
    please press the little red THANKS tab
    if I helped if not press the green tab to tell me to f**Koff



    sometimes life will kick you around , but sooner or later , you realize you`re a warrior , and your stronger than anything life throws your way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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