Winalot Diet.

[bhoy1]

Man is in Q at his local store carrying a bag of Winalot.

Woman behind him asks if he has a dog, Guy replies no, its for that new Winalot diet that i,m starting.
Woman asks whit that is and guy explains that you fill both pockets up with Winalot and when you,re hungry just take a couple of the treats. Weight falls off and last time on it he lost 4 stones but ended up in hospital with a drip in either arm!

Woman looks alarmed and asks if it was because of the quick weight loss?
Guy says no I was sitting in the road licking my balls & got ****ing ran over!!

[melloned]

nice one mate ! all the best to you and yours !

[gmb45]

Man is in Q at his local store carrying a bag of Winalot.

Woman behind him asks if he has a dog, Guy replies no, its for that new Winalot diet that i,m starting.
Woman asks whit that is and guy explains that you fill both pockets up with Winalot and when you,re hungry just take a couple of the treats. Weight falls off and last time on it he lost 4 stones but ended up in hospital with a drip in either arm!

Woman looks alarmed and asks if it was because of the quick weight loss?
Guy says no I was sitting in the road licking my balls & got ****ing ran over!!

LOL LOL LOL

[2pacalypsenow]

:L :L Brilliant haha

[mtv1]

I was, At Asda buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog, while in the check-out line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT ???So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.