New Book

[Miklo]

Man walks into shop and says, "Do you have that new self-help book for men with small dicks?"

Assistant says, "I don't think it's in yet."

He says, "Yeah, that's the one!"

[MrFug]

Reminds me of...

Man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. Librarian says "**** off, you won't bring it back".