some fine irish jokes
- Joe says to Paddy, "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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The Irish have solved their fuel problems. They?ve imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and are going to drill for their own oil.
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Paddy says to Mick, ?Jeez, I?m ready for me holiday ? but this year I?m going to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain - and Mary got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy - and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca - and again Mary got pregnant.?
Mick asks, ?So what are you going to do this year??
Paddy replies, ?Oi think Oi'll take her wid me!?
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Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year" ...
Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Paddy and Mick find three grenades, so they decide to take them to a police station.
Mick says, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We?ll lie and say we only found two."
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Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo?"
Paddy says, "yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
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