Shoulda a quit

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  • leotheloin
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2009
    • 1001

    #1

    Shoulda a quit

    A and a man woman had a son but when he was born all he was,, was a head.

    the doctors didn't expect him to live very long but the boy survived so on his 18 birthday his father took him to the bar for a drink.

    The father ordered him a scotch and when the boy drank it out popped an arm he was ecstatic so he drank another shot out popped the other arm.

    The boy was so happy that he drank another shot and out popped a torso the boy kept drinking until there was a complete body.

    He was so happy that he ran out of the bar into the street and got hit by a truck killing him instantly

    A drunk at the bar said to the boys father he shoulda quit while he was A HEAD
  • gopher7
    DK Veteran
    • Apr 2011
    • 2818

    #2
    Taxi's on it's way.

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