Baby Size !!

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  • deegee7456
    Junior Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 32

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    Baby Size !!

    Man and a woman had been dating for about a year and their
    relationship was taking a turn towards getting serious. Man proposed
    and she accepted, however she told him that she wanted him to know
    that her chest was just like a babys. He said that he loved her and
    that her measurements didn't matter to him. He also told her that his
    penis was also like a baby. She said that she loved him and size
    didn't matter. Come the day of the wedding and all went well. That
    night the happy couple checked into the honeymoon suite at the resort
    hotel. The blushing bride was in the bathroom putting on a sexy
    nightie. Her husband was in the bed waiting. As she entered the
    bedroom, she reminded him of her confession about her chest being like
    a baby. "Don't worry honey" he said. She took her night gown off and
    her breasts were the smallest he had ever seen. He said that he was
    going to get undressed and reminded her of his confession about his
    penis being like a baby. As he took his pants off the new bride said
    "Good God All Mighty. I thought you said your penis was like a baby"
    "It is" he said "9 pounds and 21 inches long"
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