The bloke who lives next door to me is really p@ssed off! His wife has just given birth to a ginger kid. Neither has ginger hair! I told him there must be a normal reason for this and asked how many times they have sex?
"Once a year" he said.
"Theres your problem" I proclaimed "Your rusty"
"Once a year" he said.
"Theres your problem" I proclaimed "Your rusty"