I found my girlfriend dead the other day. She just lay there lifeless so i decided to f*ck her one last time. Then all of a sudden she jumped up and shouted "Boo." Some people are sick in the head.
My girlfriend got down on one knee to me earlier. "I love you," she smiled. "Will you marry me?" "Lets talk about it when you've finished, eh" i replied, unzipping my trousers.
My girlfriend got down on one knee to me earlier. "I love you," she smiled. "Will you marry me?" "Lets talk about it when you've finished, eh" i replied, unzipping my trousers.
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