House party- always one left over in the morning! Lying on the floor behind the sofa, ****in legless can't stand! Asked where he lived so dragged him up, pulled him down the path to the car, ****in legs all over the place! Chucked him in the car and took him home. Dragged him up to his house and knocked on the door. "Brought your son home from the party!" His mum replies "did you bring his wheelchair?"