Now on sale at ikea..
The new Lesbian Bed..
No Nuts or Screws Involved..
It's all Tongue n Groove.!
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Said to the Missus, Hey fat Yin, what do you want for yer Birthday..?
she said,..'' Dont get ****in Lippy,''
I said Mascara it is then..!
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A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie..
he decides to try it out at the dinner table..
Son..were where you today..?
Son says at School Dad..''
Robot slaps the son..!
... Ok dad i watched a dvd with ma mates..''
What DvD..?
Toy story Dad..
Robot slaps son again..!
Ok , Ok , It was a ~~~~o Dad..
What when i was your age I didnt know what ~~~~ was !! says the Dad..
Robot Slaps the Dad!
Mum laughs.. ''hahahaha'' '' he's certainly your son ''
Robot slaps the Mum..!
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Two 90 year olds have been dating for a while and decide to give sex a go..
As they lay there afterwards the man thinks to himself,'' my god if id have known she was a virgin id have been more gentle..''
The woman lay there thinking, '' My God if id have known the Auld Boy Could actually get it Up, Id have taken ma ****in Tights aff..''!
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Wife rang me screaming , ''You Bastard, You dirty Bastard'',
You have given me Crabs, You Bastard..!
''How could you do this too me...!''
I said hang on a ****in minute before you start blaming Me.!!
Have a ****in word with your Sister.!
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The new Lesbian Bed..
No Nuts or Screws Involved..
It's all Tongue n Groove.!
______________________________
Said to the Missus, Hey fat Yin, what do you want for yer Birthday..?
she said,..'' Dont get ****in Lippy,''
I said Mascara it is then..!
______________________________
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie..
he decides to try it out at the dinner table..
Son..were where you today..?
Son says at School Dad..''
Robot slaps the son..!
... Ok dad i watched a dvd with ma mates..''
What DvD..?
Toy story Dad..
Robot slaps son again..!
Ok , Ok , It was a ~~~~o Dad..
What when i was your age I didnt know what ~~~~ was !! says the Dad..
Robot Slaps the Dad!
Mum laughs.. ''hahahaha'' '' he's certainly your son ''
Robot slaps the Mum..!
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Two 90 year olds have been dating for a while and decide to give sex a go..
As they lay there afterwards the man thinks to himself,'' my god if id have known she was a virgin id have been more gentle..''
The woman lay there thinking, '' My God if id have known the Auld Boy Could actually get it Up, Id have taken ma ****in Tights aff..''!
______________________________
Wife rang me screaming , ''You Bastard, You dirty Bastard'',
You have given me Crabs, You Bastard..!
''How could you do this too me...!''
I said hang on a ****in minute before you start blaming Me.!!
Have a ****in word with your Sister.!
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