A father asked his son to stay home from school while the carpenter did some work on his shed. The carpenter arrived and got a saw out of his truck and the little boy replied, "What is that?" "A saw" the carpenter replied. The little boy said, "Oh, my daddy has two of those." "Always good to have an extra," the carpenter replied. The carpenter then got a hammer out. The little boy asked, "What is that?" "A hammer," the carpenter replied. The little boy said, "Huh, my daddy has two of those." "Well always good to have two." The carpenter then got a level out and the little boy again asked, "what is that?" "A level," the carpenter said. The little boy once again said, "my daddy also has two of those." "Good," the carpenter replied. The carpenter needed to pee before he started so he asked the little boy, "where can i go pee at?" The little boy replied, "u can go behind the shed." The carpenter went behind the shed, pulled his thingy out and proceeded to pee when the little boy came and looked at him. The carpenter said, "I bet a damn dollar your daddy hasn't got two of these." The little boy said, "No, but he has one that would make two of them."
