> A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his
> roof.
>
> So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad
> for "Bear Removers."
>
> He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in
> 30 minutes.
>
> The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's
> got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
>
> "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
>
> "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm
> going to go up
> there and knock the bear off the roof
> with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit
> bull is trained to
> grab his testicles and not let go. The
> bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage
> in the back
> of the van."
>
> He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
>
> "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
>
> "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
> roof.
>
> So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad
> for "Bear Removers."
>
> He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in
> 30 minutes.
>
> The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's
> got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
>
> "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
>
> "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm
> going to go up
> there and knock the bear off the roof
> with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit
> bull is trained to
> grab his testicles and not let go. The
> bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage
> in the back
> of the van."
>
> He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
>
> "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
>
> "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
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