A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. After a while they realise both of there wedding anniversarys are the next day. Poor man, "What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversary?" Rich man, "I got her a pink Ferrari and a diamond ring." Poor man, "What made you choose those gifts?" Rich man, "She loves fast cars and I wasnt sure about the ...ring so if she doesnt like it, she can take it back in her new car... " The poor man nods in agreement. Rich man, "What did you get your wife?" Poor man, "I got my wife a pair of cheap slippers and a dildo." Rich man, "Why did you choose those gifts?" Poor man, " Well if she doesnt like the slippers she can go **** herself.
