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  • tamz888
    Newbie
    • Oct 2011
    • 8

    #1

    Tech joke

    A laptop manufacturer is considering changing the command 'Press any key' to 'Press Enter key' because of the flood of calls asking where is the 'Any' key.
    Last edited by tamz888; 14 October, 2011, 21:51.
  • tamz888
    Newbie
    • Oct 2011
    • 8

    #2
    A confused caller told the technician that the computer had said it 'couldn't find printer'. The user had tried turning the computer screen to face the printer, but that his computer 'still' couldn't 'see' the printer.

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    • tamz888
      Newbie
      • Oct 2011
      • 8

      #3
      A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was 'bad and invalid'. The tech explained that the computer's 'bad' command and 'invalid' responses shouldn't be taken personally.
      Last edited by tamz888; 14 October, 2011, 21:52. Reason: hit like if u relly like the post

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      • tamz888
        Newbie
        • Oct 2011
        • 8

        #4
        Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?




        Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.



        (OCT=octal number system) (DEC. decimal number system)

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        • patkins
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 3662

          #5
          Good ones tamz, keep them coming.

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