Paddy weighs 20st so his doctor puts him on a diet. ?I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat this for two weeks. You should lose 5lbs?. When Paddy returns, he shocks the doctor by having lost 4st. ?That?s amazing? the doctor says? Paddy nodded, ?I?ll tell ya be Jazus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day?. ?What, from hunger?? asks the doctor. ?No, from all da ****in? skippin? says Paddy.