I thought my girlfriend might be 'the one' but after looking through her knicker draw and finding a nurse's outfit, a french maid's outfit and a policewoman's uniform i've decided that she isn't. She obviously can't hold a f*cking job down!
I made my girlfriend's wishes come true and married her in a castle... although you wouldn't have thought it by the look on her face as we were bouncing around.. The ungrateful bitch.
I made my girlfriend's wishes come true and married her in a castle... although you wouldn't have thought it by the look on her face as we were bouncing around.. The ungrateful bitch.