"What are my chances, doctor?"
"Well, I've done this operation 94 times..."
"Great, that's nice to know."
"...and I'm bound to get it right one of these days."
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My wife was upset earlier.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
She said, "I really hate it when you come home drunk."
"Sorry babe" I said, holding her hand. "I promise that from now on when I'm drunk I won't bother coming home."
"Well, I've done this operation 94 times..."
"Great, that's nice to know."
"...and I'm bound to get it right one of these days."
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My wife was upset earlier.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
She said, "I really hate it when you come home drunk."
"Sorry babe" I said, holding her hand. "I promise that from now on when I'm drunk I won't bother coming home."
