Paddy found out his shop had been burgled so he phoned the police. The policeman said, "How bad is it?"
Paddy said, "It's bad. But it would have been worse if it had been yesterday."
"Why's that?" Asked the policeman.
Paddy replied, "Because today everything is half price.
Paddy said, "It's bad. But it would have been worse if it had been yesterday."
"Why's that?" Asked the policeman.
Paddy replied, "Because today everything is half price.
