guy goes into a bar in the USA & in there is a midget, 12 inches tall, playing a piano, on the bar. Wow! says the guy to the bar owner, that is really novel, if I had that little guy I could make a fortune, do you want to sell him ? No! said the bar owner, my takings have gone through the roof since I acquired him. Where did you get him from asked the guy. Well said the bar owner, I was walking along the street and I came across this rusty old lamp lying in the gutter. I picked it up took it home and started to clean & polish it, when out popped a genie, who thanked me for letting him out and granted me one wish. That's how I ended up with the little guy and the piano. Will you sell the lamp to me and maybe I could also get one wish asked the guy. Sure said the bar owner, I think 20,000 bucks would be a fair price. $20,000, that is rather expensive said the guy but OK I think maybe it is worth it, he paid up, & off he went with the lamp. As soon as he got outside he started polishing it and out popped the genie. You can have one wish and only one wish only said the genie. OK said the guy, give me 10 million bucks. Your wish is granted said the genie and within seconds the sky went dark and millions of ducks appeared out of nowhere. The guy staggered back to the bar and told the bar owner how he ended up with ducks instead of bucks. Oh ! Said the bar owner, I meant to tell you that the genie was hard of hearing because I wished for a 12 inch penis ! 