A young lad joined the R.A.F and his father was exceptionally pleased and proud of the fact. One night he calls home to tell his parents that tomorrow is his first solo parachute jump but hes feeling a little nervous. His father tells him its nothing to be afraid of and he should just go for it. The lad reluctantly agrees and promises to call home the next day to tell him how it went.
The following day the lad calls home and his dad asks "Did you jump?"... "Not exactly" came the reply... "Why not?" asks the father... "I lost my bottle" said the lad "Then the drill Sargent told me if i didnt jump i would do 6 months in the block"... "So what happened? did you jump?" the father asked again... "No, the drill Sargent went mental, threatened me with violence and tried to shove me out"... "So you made a forced jump?" asked the father... "No, i clung on for dear life until i was fronted by the most terrifying thing i have ever saw" came his reply... "And what was that?" asked the father... "The pilot came out" said the lad "He pulled down his zip and exposed the biggest c*ck id ever seen and said that if i didnt get out of the plane he was going to ram it up my arse"... Shocked by this the father asks "So did you jump?" and the lad replied "Only a little bit but once he got his stroke going it was ok"
The following day the lad calls home and his dad asks "Did you jump?"... "Not exactly" came the reply... "Why not?" asks the father... "I lost my bottle" said the lad "Then the drill Sargent told me if i didnt jump i would do 6 months in the block"... "So what happened? did you jump?" the father asked again... "No, the drill Sargent went mental, threatened me with violence and tried to shove me out"... "So you made a forced jump?" asked the father... "No, i clung on for dear life until i was fronted by the most terrifying thing i have ever saw" came his reply... "And what was that?" asked the father... "The pilot came out" said the lad "He pulled down his zip and exposed the biggest c*ck id ever seen and said that if i didnt get out of the plane he was going to ram it up my arse"... Shocked by this the father asks "So did you jump?" and the lad replied "Only a little bit but once he got his stroke going it was ok"
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