After a night out with the lads i had a bit to much to drink and when i woke up the next morning i woke up with a horse next to me in bed
I thought to myself: "shit..........
......... still married"

My ex girlfriend had this really weird fetish,
Where she'd dress up as herself and act like a bloody bitch all the time

It cost ?18million to get rid of all of the gypsies from dale farm. That's a bargain price.
Liverpool football club paid ?35m for just one.
I thought to myself: "shit..........
......... still married"

My ex girlfriend had this really weird fetish,
Where she'd dress up as herself and act like a bloody bitch all the time

It cost ?18million to get rid of all of the gypsies from dale farm. That's a bargain price.
Liverpool football club paid ?35m for just one.
