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  • jordigirl
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2011
    • 716

    #1

    a few jokes

    After a night out with the lads i had a bit to much to drink and when i woke up the next morning i woke up with a horse next to me in bed

    I thought to myself: "shit..........


    ......... still married"



    My ex girlfriend had this really weird fetish,

    Where she'd dress up as herself and act like a bloody bitch all the time



    It cost ?18million to get rid of all of the gypsies from dale farm. That's a bargain price.

    Liverpool football club paid ?35m for just one.








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