a few funnies

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  • jordigirl
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2011
    • 716

    #1

    a few funnies

    Tonight I saved a woman from the shame of prostitution.

    I didn't pay her.



    I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.

    He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn't stealing.


    I got a young blonde back to my place last night.

    As we stripped off climbing into the bed, she turned to me with innocence in her eyes.

    "Its my first time," she sighed. "I'm not entirely sure how to have sex."

    "I see!" I smiled, eyes wide. "Well, your arse may hurt a little in the morning."








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