One day a man in Liverpool was reading the Liverpool Echo when he saw a job vacancy for a 'Fanny shaver'. He rang the number in the newspaper and was asked some preliminary questions.
"Tell me," said the interviewer, "Do you mind shaving the pussy's of famous super models and actresses?"
"No way," replied the man, "It would be an honour"
"Alright," said the interviewer, "Do you mind travelling all over Europe to places like Milan, Monaco and Rome?"
"No, that would not be a problem!" replied the man.
"Now, would you be flustered or act ungentlemanly while you were shaving around their genital areas?"
"No, I would not be!" replied the man, "I would be both discreet and charming!"
"Excellent!" said the interviewer, "You seem to be the ideal candidate for the job! I will send you a train ticket to Manchester."
"Great," replied the man, "Is that where my first job is going to be?"
"Oh, no," replied the interviewer, "That's where the queue for the interview starts!"
"Tell me," said the interviewer, "Do you mind shaving the pussy's of famous super models and actresses?"
"No way," replied the man, "It would be an honour"
"Alright," said the interviewer, "Do you mind travelling all over Europe to places like Milan, Monaco and Rome?"
"No, that would not be a problem!" replied the man.
"Now, would you be flustered or act ungentlemanly while you were shaving around their genital areas?"
"No, I would not be!" replied the man, "I would be both discreet and charming!"
"Excellent!" said the interviewer, "You seem to be the ideal candidate for the job! I will send you a train ticket to Manchester."
"Great," replied the man, "Is that where my first job is going to be?"
"Oh, no," replied the interviewer, "That's where the queue for the interview starts!"
