Went on a date with a girl and she told me she doesn't have sex on a first date.
I think it's cute that she thinks she has a choice.
My new girlfriend snatched the TV remote from my hands, changed channel and squealed, "Brilliant! It's The X-Factor. I can't wait to find out who's leaving."
"I'll save you the suspense", I replied, picking up her handbag and tossing it into the street.
"You are."
I think it's cute that she thinks she has a choice.
My new girlfriend snatched the TV remote from my hands, changed channel and squealed, "Brilliant! It's The X-Factor. I can't wait to find out who's leaving."
"I'll save you the suspense", I replied, picking up her handbag and tossing it into the street.
"You are."
