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  • gazz10
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 1015

    #1

    Need Your Help

    Guys,
    I have never written asking for your help before, but I really need your advice.
    I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
    The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
    wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask
    their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.'
    I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually
    fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I
    think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went
    out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in
    the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street
    when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls. ' When she got out
    of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her
    panties out of her purse and slipped them on.................. It was at
    that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack
    where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood. Is this something I
    can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?
  • mtv1
    The Stig PT
    • Apr 2008
    • 4413

    #2
    deffo get them fixed mate


    >>>>>>>>>>Dreambox Tools<<<<<<<<<<

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    • Johnner
      Admin Assistant
      • Jun 2010
      • 7069

      #3
      Excellent!! Old but still none the less funny !!

      F**k the wife. Get your shaft sorted !!


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      - Fired from my Why?phone 4 using Crapatalk !!
      Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

      " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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      • nara
        DK Veteran
        • May 2008
        • 2586

        #4
        Originally posted by Johnner

        F**k the wife. Get your shaft sorted !!

        Works better the other way around.
        He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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        • lagerland
          V.I.P. Member
          • Sep 2010
          • 6031

          #5
          What fcuk the shaft and get your wife sorted...........
          I know you believe you understand what you think i said



          >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
          I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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          • gazz10
            V.I.P. Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 1015

            #6
            Originally posted by Johnner
            Excellent!! Old but still none the less funny !!

            F**k the wife. Get your shaft sorted !!


            ---
            - Fired from my Why?phone 4 using Crapatalk !!
            old ones are always the best and still provide a chuckle

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