Traveling salesman walks into a diner, hungry, beat.
Looks up at the menu on the wall, which reads:
- Hamburgers: $2.50
... ... ... - Cheeseburgers: $3.25
- ~~~~~~~s: $3.50
...Does a double-take, but that's what the sign says.
A very perky counter girl--not a stunner, but cute enough--says: "What can I get for you today, sir?"
Guy responds: "Is...I mean...if I wanted a ~~~~~~~, I could get one right here for only a quarter more than the price of a cheeseburger?"
Counter gal says: "Thaaat's right. We've been providing this safe service since 1979."
Man goes: "And...from whom might I be receiving this ~~~~~~~?"
Gal sez: "Since it's my shift, that'd be me!"
Guy stares at her. "Then go wash your ****in' hands and make me a cheeseburger."
Looks up at the menu on the wall, which reads:
- Hamburgers: $2.50
... ... ... - Cheeseburgers: $3.25
- ~~~~~~~s: $3.50
...Does a double-take, but that's what the sign says.
A very perky counter girl--not a stunner, but cute enough--says: "What can I get for you today, sir?"
Guy responds: "Is...I mean...if I wanted a ~~~~~~~, I could get one right here for only a quarter more than the price of a cheeseburger?"
Counter gal says: "Thaaat's right. We've been providing this safe service since 1979."
Man goes: "And...from whom might I be receiving this ~~~~~~~?"
Gal sez: "Since it's my shift, that'd be me!"
Guy stares at her. "Then go wash your ****in' hands and make me a cheeseburger."
