A policeman came across a man with his finger stuck up another man's arse. "Hey, what are you doing?" Asked the cop.The man said, "It's my friend. He's had too much to drink and I'm trying to make him throw up.""Putting your finger up his arse isn't going to do the trick." Said the cop.The man replied, "No, but when I take it out and put it in his mouth it will.
