I went to visit the doctor today, i said "doc, i've badly bruised my penis in a surfing accident"
He said "oh dear, did you fall off your board"
I said "no, i had to slam the lid shut on my laptop rather quickly cause the missus came home early."
He said "oh dear, did you fall off your board"
I said "no, i had to slam the lid shut on my laptop rather quickly cause the missus came home early."
