Mr Cadbury met miss Rowntree on a double decker . I t was after eight. They got off at quality street.He asked her name, " Polo....I'm the one with the hole." she said with a wispa. " I'm the marathon man, the one with the nuts", He replied. He touched her creme eggs and slipped his hand into her snickers. He fondled her flap jacks and she rubbed his tic tacs. It was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight and he released his chewy centre.
But, three days later his sherbert dib dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett ....and he's got Allsorts.
But, three days later his sherbert dib dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett ....and he's got Allsorts.
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