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  • ipssoff
    Top Poster
    • Aug 2010
    • 129

    #1

    Happy christmas

    Dashing through the snow, on a v8 wondersled.
    Crashing into trees, cos Im off my fu**in' head.
    Been smokin' santas pipe, a dozen beers or more.
    Im heading to the red light zone, to get myself a whore.
    Oh.......Jingle bells, Sants smokin' weed.
    Mrs Clause is on the floor, shes overdosed on speed.
    Blitzens fu**ed, the elves are too.
    There tripin' off there heads.
    If Ruldolf snorts 1 more line, The twat will end up dead!!!!!!!
    Happy christmas!
  • gc1966
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2011
    • 2434

    #2
    me thinks you should lay off the egg nog

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