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  • alker ranger
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2008
    • 361

    #1

    Parrots

    Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving School.

    They
    rediscover each other via Friends Reunited, and arrange to meet for
    lunch.

    Jan arrives first, wearing a beige
    Versace dress.

    She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

    Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number.
    After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.

    Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-
    shirt, blue jeans and boots.

    She too shares the wine.

    Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford
    University, she
    met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter.

    Timothy is a partner in one of
    London?s leading law firms.

    They live in a 4000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane, where Susanna, the
    daughter, attends
    drama school. They have a second home in Portugal.

    Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied
    to become
    a doctor and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial
    investment banker in the City. They
    live in the Surrey stockbroker belt and
    have a second home in Italy.

    Mary explains that she after she left school at
    17, she ran off with her
    boyfriend, Mark. They run a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their own
    vegetables. Mark
    can stand five parrots, side by side, on his erect penis.

    Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours
    later, Jan blurts
    out that her husband is really a cashier at Tesco?s. They live in a small
    apartment in Bromley and
    have a caravan parked on the front drive.

    Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that
    she
    and Clive are both nursing care assistants in an old people?s home. They
    live in Peckham and take camping holidays
    in Kent.


    Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
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