Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving School.
They
rediscover each other via Friends Reunited, and arrange to meet for
lunch.
Jan arrives first, wearing a beige
Versace dress.
She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.
Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number.
After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-
shirt, blue jeans and boots.
She too shares the wine.
Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford
University, she
met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter.
Timothy is a partner in one of
London?s leading law firms.
They live in a 4000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane, where Susanna, the
daughter, attends
drama school. They have a second home in Portugal.
Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied
to become
a doctor and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial
investment banker in the City. They
live in the Surrey stockbroker belt and
have a second home in Italy.
Mary explains that she after she left school at
17, she ran off with her
boyfriend, Mark. They run a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their own
vegetables. Mark
can stand five parrots, side by side, on his erect penis.
Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours
later, Jan blurts
out that her husband is really a cashier at Tesco?s. They live in a small
apartment in Bromley and
have a caravan parked on the front drive.
Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that
she
and Clive are both nursing care assistants in an old people?s home. They
live in Peckham and take camping holidays
in Kent.
Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
They
rediscover each other via Friends Reunited, and arrange to meet for
lunch.
Jan arrives first, wearing a beige
Versace dress.
She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.
Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number.
After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-
shirt, blue jeans and boots.
She too shares the wine.
Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford
University, she
met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter.
Timothy is a partner in one of
London?s leading law firms.
They live in a 4000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane, where Susanna, the
daughter, attends
drama school. They have a second home in Portugal.
Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied
to become
a doctor and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial
investment banker in the City. They
live in the Surrey stockbroker belt and
have a second home in Italy.
Mary explains that she after she left school at
17, she ran off with her
boyfriend, Mark. They run a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their own
vegetables. Mark
can stand five parrots, side by side, on his erect penis.
Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours
later, Jan blurts
out that her husband is really a cashier at Tesco?s. They live in a small
apartment in Bromley and
have a caravan parked on the front drive.
Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that
she
and Clive are both nursing care assistants in an old people?s home. They
live in Peckham and take camping holidays
in Kent.
Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.