I dont want you to panic,but i'm posting this from casualty.Turn's out the new dyson ball cleaner
isn't what i thought it was!!!!
A lesbian collapsed after licking 15 fanny's in 2 hour's. Doctor's think she may have overdosed on crack.
Sent my washing to the laundry the other day,with a note enclosed,use more soap powder on pant's!
When the laundry came back,there was another note enclosed,use more paper on arse!!!!
A man shout's downstair's to his wife,can you come up here and help me with this clock? When she get's
there he's standing naked,and with a massive hard on.She say's;that's not a clock!He replies,it f**king
will be when you stick two hand's and a face on it.
isn't what i thought it was!!!!
A lesbian collapsed after licking 15 fanny's in 2 hour's. Doctor's think she may have overdosed on crack.
Sent my washing to the laundry the other day,with a note enclosed,use more soap powder on pant's!
When the laundry came back,there was another note enclosed,use more paper on arse!!!!
A man shout's downstair's to his wife,can you come up here and help me with this clock? When she get's
there he's standing naked,and with a massive hard on.She say's;that's not a clock!He replies,it f**king
will be when you stick two hand's and a face on it.
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