What is Celibacy?

[pizmo]

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name your wife's favourite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,

'Robin Hood-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy.

[alessandro2006]

no shagging

[fandm]

Thats correct no contact between two people but you can use your hand.

[nara]

'Robin Hood-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

I had to Google that. It's a North American joke.

[lagerland]

Im usually good with jokes but i never got that,straight over me head north american joke and not funny that explains everything.....................

[dctyper]

i suppose it would make sense if they said mcdougalls

dc

[nibblitz]