In my house we are very honest with our children, so when my 8yr old daughter said "Dad , how nuch does a prostitute charge to suck willy?" I replied "about ?40" she then said "And how much is a packet of haribo?" "i said about ?1" She said "F*ck me Uncle Paul is ripping me right off!"
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sick mateTools owned..... Kess3 Master, Bitbox, TGFlash, VVDI2 Full, VVDI Prog, VVDI MB Tool, VVDI Mini Tool, VVDI Key Tool Max Pro, VCX series for BMW Ford Mazda Jaguar Land rover VAG Toyota Volvo GM, PCM Flash + Scanmatik2, Lonsdor K518ise, Magic tank and every other piece of Chinese crap out there. -
was sent to jail last night and was brutally anal raped four times within the first hour of landing in there.
uncle francis takes monopoly way too seriously.Comment
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