a wee scottish tale

[zaphodbb]

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'

The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm from England .. Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The keeper replies,

'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!

[andy4]

if we weren't here you'd have no one to take pissshhh out of wud you

[caveman_nige]

very good, i like that one..

[zaphodbb]

no offense meant,,,, but its still funny feel free to make jokes about the scots i love them !!!

[movie]

2 english guys opening new shop/which is empty/they take a break/1 says bet u someone asks what we are selling/we scots guy opens door oi what u selling/english guy says arseholes/scots guy says ah only 2 left ur doing well/haaaa

[zaphodbb]

started something here i think !!! keep them coming he! he!

[movie]

2 english guys stay in a flat/ones mum comes to stay the weekend/she says to her son are you gay he says no hes just a flatmate/monday comes the mum leaves/the flatmate said to the other your mums stole the frying pan he said no way ill email her dear mum im not saying you did im not saying you did't but did you take the frying pan.

mum replies dear son im not saying you are gay im not saying your not but if you had slept in your own bed you'd have found the frying pan haaaaaaaaaaaaa