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  • dotsz
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    • Apr 2008
    • 45

    #1

    barbie

    The Divorced Barbie Doll

    One day a father on his way home from work suddenly
    remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

    He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the salesperson, 'How
    much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

    The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

    "We have: Work Out Barbie , Shopping Barbie , Beach Barbie,
    Disco Barbie , Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, Skater Barbie
    all priced at $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

    The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
    $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
    'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's
    Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends,
    and a key chain made with Ken's balls.'
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