Two older women were having lunch together,and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said " I need to be honest with you im getting a boob job" The second woman said "Oh thats nothing im thinking of having my arse-hole bleached!"
"Oh dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can`t picture your husband as a blonde!"............
"Oh dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can`t picture your husband as a blonde!"............