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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

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    billy

    Teacher "Billy, if there are five birds on a fence and you shoot one 1, how many are left?"
    Billy "none, the other's would fly away"
    Teacher "the answer is 4 but I like the way you think."
    Billy "I have a question for you miss.there are 3 women eating ice cream cones ,1 licking,1 biting,and 1 sucking. which one is married?"
    Teacher nervously answers "the one sucking",
    Billy "the answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think!"
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