A old man was put in to a retirement home by his two sons
they got the old man in a rest home that was the best money could buy.
He even had a pair of orderlies on standby 24 hours a day to deal with
his every need.on the first visiting day his two sons came to visit him
and noticed that there father would first lean to the left and the orderly
on that side would straighten him up in his chair.then he leaned to the right,
that orderly on that side sat him up again.This kept on throughout their visit.
and In the course of the conversation, one of his sons asked there father how
he liked the home. The home is fine son said his Dad,it's these two pillocks that
are giving me problems, i wish you could get rid of them. why asked his son i paid extra
for them to help and assist you.Help me said there father? Every time I lean over to fart,
they won't let me!.they keep sitting me back up again the fools.
they got the old man in a rest home that was the best money could buy.
He even had a pair of orderlies on standby 24 hours a day to deal with
his every need.on the first visiting day his two sons came to visit him
and noticed that there father would first lean to the left and the orderly
on that side would straighten him up in his chair.then he leaned to the right,
that orderly on that side sat him up again.This kept on throughout their visit.
and In the course of the conversation, one of his sons asked there father how
he liked the home. The home is fine son said his Dad,it's these two pillocks that
are giving me problems, i wish you could get rid of them. why asked his son i paid extra
for them to help and assist you.Help me said there father? Every time I lean over to fart,
they won't let me!.they keep sitting me back up again the fools.