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  • abdul razaq
    Top Poster
    • Jun 2010
    • 166

    #1

    Starfish

    One day an old man was walking down the beach just before dawn. In the distance he saw a boy picking up stranded starfish and throwing them back into the sea.

    As the old man approached the boy, he asked, "Why do you spend so much energy doing what seems to be a waste of time?"
    The young man explained that the stranded starfish would die if left in the morning sun. The old man exclaimed, "But there must be thousands of starfish. How can your efforts make any difference?"

    The youngster looked down at the starfish in his hand and as he threw it to safety in the sea, he said," It makes a difference to this one!"
    Accidents cause people.
  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    Amazing?can the boy do that to a shark????????


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    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

    Note:
    All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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    • RedSpider
      DK Veteran
      • Feb 2009
      • 2448

      #3
      worst. joke. EVER
      Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



      Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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      • lagerland
        V.I.P. Member
        • Sep 2010
        • 6031

        #4
        i like chocolate starfish................
        I know you believe you understand what you think i said



        >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
        I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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        • abdul razaq
          Top Poster
          • Jun 2010
          • 166

          #5
          Originally posted by super jumbe
          Amazing?can the boy do that to a shark????????


          I believe he has the necessary attributes!
          Accidents cause people.

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          • abdul razaq
            Top Poster
            • Jun 2010
            • 166

            #6
            Originally posted by RedSpider
            worst. joke. EVER
            If you read this over and over, eventually you'll see the funny side.
            Accidents cause people.

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            • abdul razaq
              Top Poster
              • Jun 2010
              • 166

              #7
              Originally posted by lagerland
              i like chocolate starfish................
              Yummy yummy..!
              Accidents cause people.

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              • gc1966
                DK Veteran
                • Mar 2011
                • 2434

                #8
                yeah pal
                around your bummy

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                • Shady
                  Shite Link King
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 6404

                  #9
                  seems to be trying to garner a niche for himself as dk's resident 'comedian'

                  or as dks resident copy/paster of stuff from shitjokes.com: The Leading Shit Joke Site on the Net
                  Fave replies from various threads

                  1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                  2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                  3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                  • Shady
                    Shite Link King
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 6404

                    #10
                    knew id heard it somewhere before.. its all..... bibley
                    Fave replies from various threads

                    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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