A few Jokes

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  • biffo1
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 420

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    A few Jokes

    kfc and women
    women are just like a kfc

    succulent breast

    tender thigh

    then left with a greasy box to throw your bone in.. old i know still true

    A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush bolders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him.
    He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth.


    what would a woman be if she could control her mouth?...................a man


    Surely you can do better than that?



    How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
    He buys two cases of beer.

    p.s only other female members will understand it.
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