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  • lagerland
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    • Sep 2010
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    Brain of Britian...............

    UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
    Jeremy Paxman:
    What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and cheesemongers'?

    Contestant:
    Homosexuals.

    Jeremy Paxman:
    No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you



    BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
    Jamie Theakston:
    Where do you think Cambridge University is?

    Contestant:
    Geography isn't my strong point.

    Jamie Theakston:
    There's a clue in the title.

    Contestant:
    Leicester



    BBC NORFOLK
    Stewart White:
    Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?

    Contestant:
    I don't know.

    Stewart White:
    I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?

    Contestant:
    Arm

    Stewart White:
    Correct And if you're not weak, you're...?

    Contestant:
    Strong.

    Stewart White:
    Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?

    Contestant:
    Louis

    Stewart White:
    Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?

    Contestant:
    Frank Sinatra?



    LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS )
    Alex Trelinski:
    What is the capital of Italy ?

    Contestant:
    France

    Trelinski:
    France is another country. Try again.

    Contestant:
    Oh, um, Benidorm.

    Trelinski:
    Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?

    Contestant:
    Sorry, I don't know.

    Trelinski:
    Just guess a country then.

    Contestant:
    Paris



    THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)

    Anne Robinson:
    Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?

    Contestant:
    The Conservative Party.




    BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )
    DJ Mark:
    For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?

    Ruth from Rowley Regis:
    I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?



    UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
    Bamber Gascoyne:
    What was Gandhi's first name?

    Contestant:
    Goosey?



    GWR FM ( Bristol )
    Presenter:
    What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963 ?

    Contestant:
    I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.



    PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO - MANCHESTER )
    Phil:
    What's 11 squared?

    Contestant:
    I don't know.

    Phil:
    I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.

    Contestant:
    Is it five?



    RICHARD AND JUDY
    Richard:
    Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

    Contestant:
    Forrest Gump.



    RICHARD AND JUDY
    Richard:
    On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?

    Contestant:
    Er. .. ...

    Richard:
    He makes bread . . ..

    Contestant:
    Er . .....

    Richard:
    He makes cakes . . ..

    Contestant:
    Kipling Street ?



    LINCS FM PHONE-IN
    Presenter:
    Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

    Contestant:
    Barcelona

    Presenter:
    I was really after the name of a country.

    Contestant:
    I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain



    NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
    Question:
    What is the world's largest continent?

    Contestant:
    The Pacific.



    ROCK FM ( PRESTON )
    Presenter:
    Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo DA Vinci.

    Contestant:
    Who Framed Roger Rabbit?



    THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)
    Steve Le Fevre:
    What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?

    Contestant:
    Magna Carta?



    JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)
    James O'Brien:
    How many kings of England have been called Henry?

    Contestant:
    Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three?



    CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )
    Chris Searle:
    In which European country is Mount Etna?

    Caller:
    Japan

    Chris Searle:
    I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

    Caller:
    Er ..... Mexico ?



    PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )
    Paul Wappat:
    How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

    Contestant (long pause):
    Fourteen days.



    DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)
    Daryl Denham:
    In which country would you spend shekels?

    Contestant:
    Holland ?

    Daryl Denham:
    Try the next letter of the alphabet.

    Contestant:
    Iceland ? Ireland ?

    Daryl Denham: (helpfully)
    It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?

    Contestant:
    No.



    PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)
    Phil Wood:
    What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

    Contestant:
    Er. ... ...

    Phil Wood:
    It's got two syllables . . .. Kor . .

    Contestant:
    Blimey?

    Phil Wood:
    Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . ....

    Contestant:
    (Silence)

    Phil Wood:
    OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . ..

    Contestant:
    Walked?



    THE VAULT
    Melanie Sykes:
    What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?

    Contestant:
    Nostalgia.



    LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)
    Presenter:
    What religion was Guy Fawkes?

    Contestant:
    Jewish.

    Presenter:
    That's close enough.



    STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)
    Wright:
    Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?

    Contestant:
    Jesus................
    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic
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