White guy goes to the Doctor's and says "Wha gwarn, blud. You've gotta help me out, fam. Manz tried, yeah, but I can't stop acting black, ya get me!" Doc puts two lines of powder on the desk and tells the young man to snort it up. He does and then immediately jumps up and says "Fackin 'ell geeze, that gear sorted me right owwwt, fella! Was it cocaine?". The Doc replied, "No son, it's Daz, guaranteed to keep your whites white".