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Funny Quotes
When I die I want to go like my Grandfather, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Last night I lay in bed gazing up at the stars in the sky, then I thought to myself?.where?s the ceiling gone ?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I think animal testing is terrible, they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
If at first you don?t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn?t for you.
Every 10 seconds a woman is giving birth?.she must be found and stopped !
If everything is coming your way, you?re in the wrong lane.
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